Megging

Megging verb ( from megalodon shark)
Sexual act generally used as a part of foreplay in which one partner gets a mouth full of flesh generally a boob or ass and then bites with force and shakes like a chew toy or shark playing with the meat
Bonus points if this occurs during the MEG.

That megging last night was so much fun.

by SneakyFucknugget July 9, 2019

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.

Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."

by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009

cotton headed ninny muggins

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus

Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?

by Ctrl April 22, 2006

Clown Muggin'

When someone gives you a nice look (like their smiling at you) when their really hatin' on you.

Marquise: You see that nigga clown muggin' me?

Malachi: Where? The one thats smiling at you?

Marquise: YES!!!

by And251 July 31, 2009

meggings

Leggings for men. They have become increasingly popular in the fashion world and on the streets of major cities. Apparently.

-"What the fuck is that guy wearing?!"
-"Meggings. My boyfriend just bought some."
*collective shudder*

by MommaElla September 12, 2009

Magging

something that bothers or annoys someone else. To frustrate someone

"That teacher has been magging on me all year long."

by HustlingErday December 21, 2009

corpse munging

The acitvity, rumoured to have become something of a craze in early 1990s LA, of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and postioning one's open mouth around the pubis whilst one's friend takes a running jump at the body bringing both feet down heavily on the stomach cavity and supposedly causing a jetstream of internal matter to issue from the vagina and into the mouth of the 'mungee'. The effluvia should be fully swallowed and ingested for this to qualify as an authentic 'mung'. Opinion is divided as to the reliability of witness accounts purporting to have taken part in this ceremony. Or that the ritual has ever taken place at all.

Father Dowling: "Sister, do you have the keys to the crypt handy?"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"

by Shimpei Mishima September 26, 2006