Muff Cabbage 

Muff: Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs.(urbandictionary.com)
Cabbage: Cash money Mo money (urbandictionary.com)

Muff Cabbage: Gross ass pussy that noone wants to go near nor touch. A standard muff cabbage resembles a half eaten cheesesteak,with both mushrooms and onions mmmm

Bill: That girls lookin sexy in the red
Mike: Who, that bitch? Naa stay away shes got muff cabbage like a vegas hooker.
Bill: Ahhh gross muff cabbage

Muff Cabbage by 570 house October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

Muff cabbage is a new slang term for a ladies private parts. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

What's a muff cabbage? It's a Jersey thing.

Muff Cabbage by Smoosh Smooshh October 18, 2010

muff cabbage 

Many Jersey people would refer this word as a woman's vagina. You wouldn't understand its a jersey thing.

used in season 14 episode 9 of south park aired 10-13-2010

Your muff cabbage!' 'YOU SICK OLD WOMEN MUFF CABBAGE' 'YOUR CABBAGE

muff cabbage by take52 October 19, 2010

Muff cabbage 

its a jersey thing.

You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.

Muff cabbage by jumping beans October 18, 2010

Muff cabbage 

It's a jersey thing

You're muff cabbage!

Muff cabbage by Asian todd October 21, 2010

muff cabbage 

A Jersey Thing

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing

muff cabbage by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010

muff cabbage 

untamed hairy vagina

Your so gawbage. Ya freeken muff cabbage.

muff cabbage by TheTruthIsGreat March 8, 2013