Ms. Frizzle

The best teacher in the history of television. She drives a magic school bus. It's a wonder she and the other kids are still alive given what the bus has seen and done.

Ralphie: You did pass your ladybug driving test, right?
Ms. Frizzle: With flying colors!

by Secret Agent: Dog November 23, 2014

Ms. Maloney

The spawn of Satan, whom normally resides in the firey pit of hell known as room 305. Not only is she the spawn of Satan, but she is also a blood-relative to Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il. Her favorite past times include: torturing virgins, raping infants, and preaching her methods to adolescents. When usually confronted, she screeches "TYPE TYPE" and ear-drums are known to bleed. She is a horrible person, who loves to lick the tears of anguish from her student's faces.

Wow, she is SUCH a ms. maloney!

by ilovemathexceptnot February 5, 2010

Ms. Tonight

A female you are going to hook up with, who has very little chance of it going any further.

She is right for tonight. A slump buster. One night stand.

"Noelle, Lauren, Karen, Gina all already left!"

Not my 1,2,3,4 or 5th choice. I guess -------- will due. Looks like she is Ms. Tonight.

by Gwynnetastic February 1, 2010

Ms Holt

A great Latin teacher. She teaches us with fun activities while speaking Latin.

Ms holt is awesome!

by Yay! Happiness! October 29, 2019

ms craddock

Cherry craddock .Biggest FOREHEAD I have ever seen(bigger than mr moseby).She Enjoy's the suffering of teens,she never let's you pick your own teams. And if you saw anything about her that is -10 points for you

Navveer: Look at that kid running backwards , to get some time off his mile.

Ms. Craddock: *does the pointing finger thing* go run 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 laps, under a milliseconds. If not run x2 more. I could've gave you a referral, but i'm that nice, *does that maniacal laugh*

Darnell: STOP BEING SUCH A MS CRADDOCK

by mubashir khan gay asf May 16, 2018

ms kirby

A stupid bitch who acts like she is always on her period. Sometimes a teacher

Look at that ms kirby

by Yo mama!! March 9, 2015

Ms Selby

A "math teacher" with 0 knowledge of anything math related. A Ms Selby is commonly refered to as "dumber than a blonde girl". If you spot a Ms Selby KILL ON SIGHT, if you do not have the proper equipment, then RUN UR FAT LITTLE ASS OUT OF THERE. As a Ms Selby is banned from most public gathering places for being too dumb, you will probably never have to worry about ever encountering one, but always, ALWAYS carry a handgun for one use and one use only... to shoot this bitch.

Student: Hey have you seen that new netflix show.
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!

by FuckUMsSelby May 11, 2022