mountanus

Anus the size of a mountain, therefore mount anus

Elgur has such a big and colossal mountanus

Much Mountanus, many big

by Duh ashun June 10, 2014

Mountainisism

Mountainisism (n.): an idealistic way of life where the inhabitants rely on the stability of a mountain and own a shit load of bernese mountain dogs and snowboards

Common people of mountainisism are often marked by French braided hair, snow gear, and cheap beer (preferably PBR)

I am going to move to Colorado, not tell anyone my exact location, and practice a life of total mountainisism.

by djgoose November 8, 2014

Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt

People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.

Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.

by EmJayee February 9, 2021

Mountains

A large, almost mystical land mass, which appears all over the globe. Some are tall, some are small, but all are beautiful.

Look at the mountains.

by anonymous February 17, 2021

Mountains

Some people make it their life's mission to move them. Does Lindsay or Jasper riding in to town on a high horse cause most people to start looking over their shoulders, or do they say Oh, that's just Lindsay or Jasper riding in?

It turned out the one saying he/she could move mountains wasn't really someone of unlimited power and toughness, his name was Jasper, and her name was Lindsay. They lived next door to you as kids.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Mountains

Sometimes they can be massive hooters (boobs/tits/breasts) but there mainly Anykind.

Mountain: Singular Boob

I know you seen them mountains.

by HolyDavid September 18, 2021

MountainQueer

Someone who goes to berlin and thinks there school dosent do drugs.

Wow look at that mountainqueer playing hockey

by Mike cote November 28, 2021