moftiss

Moftiss are actually the name of the evil pair formed by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, writers of BBC Sherlock that only brought sorrows to the fandom. They are, for a fact, each an half of Satan's soul. The two together formed the entirety of Satan's being.

Person 1 : cry
Person 2 : oh. Moftiss strikes again.

by Johnlock-is-the-only-valid-shi June 16, 2017

Mattias

That boy that can turn anyone’s frown into a smile within seconds. He’s one of the sweetest, caring, amazing, most handsome boy you’ll ever meet. He knows how to cheer you up and make everything okay, he’ll make you feel like you’re the most important person in the world. He’s also very athletic and is an amazing soccer player. He’s very dedicated to what he does and you can always count on him to be a team player.

girl 1: do you see that handsome boy?

girl 2: yeah dude that’s mattias!!

by datfidgetgurl11 September 13, 2021

Mattia'd

When you're doing anything and you do it to the absolute worst of your ability. You could not have possibly fucked that up any more.

"I just mattia'd that round sorry guys'

by Sleepless Jack March 31, 2022

Matti Alanen

Matti Alanen is funniest finnish youtuber who is for homo marry in Finland. He looks like a similarly funny person from kralovehradecky kraj.

Hi do you like homo marry ? Yes I do. Are you from Finland or Kralovehradecky kraj ? Yes I am from Finland. Then you are Matti Alanen

by Matti Alanen May 9, 2022

Walter Mattingly

Hot man, Kind stands up for others, compassionate, long cock, and is a straight as anyone.

Did you see him, he was a Walter Mattingly

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 13, 2023

Rovick Francis Montiano

a person who have a tuberculosis.

you have Rovick Francis Montiano disease.

by shesshshable March 23, 2023

Mattimus

One who has traits of a Matthew but is cooler and sexier than a Matthew and who likes to partake of marijuana.

That hot dude with the bong is Mattimus.

by MachineMaria March 3, 2009