Monitor Lizard

A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato

That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.

by Rann109 October 16, 2008

line monitor

me, marjorie, i monitor lines.

the girls stred at me from the line i was monitoring, because i am the line monitor

by marjorie June 1, 2003

[Cheat Beat] (or) [Baby Monitor]

The slang for using the heart beat attachment perk in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3.

(Guy1) Quit using that Cheat Beat (or)Baby Monitor .
(Guy2) Yeah, but I'm getting a lot of kills with this Cheat Beat (or) Baby Monitor.

by egyptiandreams January 4, 2012

Hall monitor

Someone who watches the halls at all times at your school. They will give you looks. They will break your bones

Person 1 oh no its the HALL MONITOR
person 2 get over it shes nice
Person 1 havent you heard she broke someones arm

by Tjfcm1781o January 16, 2020

Monitor the Ocie

Crowd the Donna derives its slang origins from this mysterious term, whose use is attributed to the "Human Dictionary of Slang", Doc Dauber, a mysterious figure who floated through various social circles in affluent New York neighborhoods in the 1920s.

The word "Ocie" itself has no known definition and vague origins, though some believe it to be an acronym

I'd like to monitor his ocie.

I'd love to, but I have to monitor my ocie tonight.

by Chadwick Busby February 2, 2004

fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile

a penis

when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.

by norcojsin January 2, 2012

Butt Monitor

A bouncer at a gay nightclub.

Wow, that butt monitor was really hard on us last night.

by Pterodactyl pornography May 3, 2017