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marital aid

1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Maritza

a funny girl who loves to have fun. she loves her friends and she's always there for them. Maritza is a nice & sweet person unless you get on her bad side. if u treat her bad, she's gonna treat u 10x worse.
Maritza is an amazing best friend
by maritza's bff September 2, 2011
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Moritz

Moritz is a beautiful Guy from germany, who is always nice and very beautiful. His Shlong is bigger than the Atlantic Ocean and he is smarter as Einstein. If he loves you, he wont cheat and he gives the best gog-gogs.
Moritz is a Blowgod!
by BlowGod69 November 20, 2020
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morita

The name given by the Spanish for a Moroccan girl or women.
I love my Morita.
by Marco de casares October 28, 2017
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Mohit-hoe

I female who goes to a bar and instead of buying her own drinks she preys on men to buy them for her and then once she receives the drink she bounces out never to be seen again! These women normally have enough in their own bank accounts, yet take advantage of the dumb male.
"Oh snap, that Mohit-hoe is heading for the bar, hide your wallets!"
by R1K1 December 9, 2009
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Moitachoke

A word created by some kid in his basement, it has quickly spread and now I am hearing it everywhere.

Somebody who is sexually interested in their cousins; Somebody who is extremely moronic like an inbred hillbilly.

Can be shortened to Moi or Moit.
Paul: Yu-Gi-Oh! is awesome!

Manuel: God you're a Moitachoke sometimes.

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Roman: I gotta go take a poopie.

Devon: You fuckin moi...
by Tha Khrist June 16, 2010
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Marital Terrorism

A act committed by a person, when for personal gain, they knowingly have an affair with a married person regardless of the emotional, physical, or financial devastation caused to the marriage.
Their 20 year marriage was destroyed by marital terrorism.

Cheating websites encourage marital terrorism.

Their entire family was torn apart by a single act of martial terrorism.
by Dreamt Organization - December 4, 2013
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