Moriah Elizabeth

A odd, sweet, big brain, beautiful woman she has a YouTube channel and is amazing at art

Moriah Elizabeth is good at art

by -snort- September 7, 2020

Marial

A name given to few women that possess the skills to completely change a person's life. Historically accused of using black magic, Marials are charming, sexy, humorous, grounded, self-sufficient, and extremely magnetic. Their mere presence can enlighten anyone, but once a person engages with a Marial, he or she will reach their fullest potential in life and become infinitely happy.

Eric seems like he is a changed man; he must have come across a Marial.

by Halloween81 December 9, 2010

Trailer Park Morality

A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:

1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related

4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park

6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom

Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.

Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.

by Saiga12 May 9, 2011

Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.

I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.

by Fortcraft October 2, 2016

Mortal Kombat X

A game that has evolved extremely over the last 2 decades. A good alternative to masturbation, especially when you get really stressed.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Mortal Kombat X with your daddy?

Boy: But dad, that game looks scary... Dad?

Dad: *Burns Call of Duty Ghosts* Dad wins, Fatality!

Boy: *faints*

by Davcoll, the swag monkey thing May 1, 2015

Mortally Challenged

How Demons in the Doom series are referred to by humans, especially ARC Employees. It’s an ongoing joke showing humans being sensitive to demons that are literally destroying their world. It takes the piss out of recent conversations about “political correctness” and makes it into a joke.

ARC Employee: Remember, “Demon” can be an offensive term, refer to them as “Mortally Challenged”.

by kidkruschev February 15, 2021

mortaled

1) Person, or persons, who decide to drink beyond their limits. Once achieved the person, or persons, plead for death as it seems the quickest way to rid themselves of a bad headache or projectile vomiting,

2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.

3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..

1) 'Did I have much to drink'? Jesus man I was drinking non-stop from lunchtime, I was utterly mortaled by the end

2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!

by Geoffety Geoff May 16, 2008