moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
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Get the moon gooning mug.A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
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When you are chilling with the natives high on Peyote and your gooning with Buffalo entrails and an Elk skull
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Get the moongooing mug.It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.
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and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
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Get the Moon Gooning mug.A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.
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