Chicken Head Mohawk

A short hair person that gel's and combs his center part of his head to give the impression of a Mohawk. But really gives him the look of a chicken head.

Not even a full Mohawk. The dumbest looking mess of hair. On the same level as a mullet.

Why do soccer players like wearing that stupid chicken head mohawk look?

by skidrowchuck July 3, 2010

Moehawk

A yellow mohawk on a buff person who may seem cold, but is as warm as vanilla ice on the inside.

D'aww... Moehawk's so cute!

by Moe-chan's Ryu January 28, 2013

strippers mohawk

Another name for the 'landing strip' or French waxing style of bikini wax.

That expensive prostitute I paid for sported a strippers mohawk and after taking her back to my apartment I promptly raped and murdered her.

by Johnny the rapist May 15, 2010

House Fly Mohawk

When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.

Ever show your girl the house fly mohawk

by punkisdead83 February 8, 2010

mohawk-penis connection

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

by hai_bai March 7, 2011

Middle Eastern Mohawk

The pubic hair that grows in between your balls and bum hole.

The ladies like to caress my Middle Eastern Mohawk

by Frankenstein’s Dongle June 27, 2019

mohawkular

worthy of..having....or being awesome in relation to an insanely awesome mohawk

dude....that riff was intensly mohawkular

by G swan April 30, 2008