Someone who doesn't date or have intimate relationships in real life, but instead tries to on the internet site discord.com with a morti
Example
Guy 1: So why doesn't the girlfriend he keeps talking about come hang out with us all?
Guy 2: He doesn't know her in real life, just on discord.
Guy 1: Wow, I never knew he was a mortisexual!
Guy 1: So why doesn't the girlfriend he keeps talking about come hang out with us all?
Guy 2: He doesn't know her in real life, just on discord.
Guy 1: Wow, I never knew he was a mortisexual!
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Girl 1: “oh my god I wish I was friends with her she must be the best”
Girl 2:”Montserad? Yea she is, believe me”
Girl 2:”Montserad? Yea she is, believe me”
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A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.
When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.
by Major Wood July 8, 2003
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Get the Trigger Mortise mug.She is the most faithful friend you can have. The most curious, patient, unique, with a little bit of black humour, slightly picky, with a cute personality with whom she knows and she is very expressive.
Oh, and she passionately loves pozole!
Oh, and she passionately loves pozole!
by Miss Honolulu November 22, 2021
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