sidewalk monopoly

When a large group of slow moving people won't let you walk as quickly down the sidewalk as you would like to.

Joe: Man, I can't stand these sidewalk monopoly divas.

Bob: These what?

Joe: Never mind.

by plantsneedwaterman June 1, 2015

Monopoly Complex

A feeling someone has where they think everyone is playing Monopoly wrong once they themselves learn all the rules of the game.

John: I bet those people over there are playing Monopoly wrong. I could teach them the rules.

John 2: I think you have a Monopoly Complex

John 3: Get help

by Kid named Finger June 13, 2022

Hop on Monopoly

When you and 3-5 want to give each other head in the bathroom

Yo boys, hop on monopoly?

by monkeman69 February 28, 2021

Monopoly Man

Any person who has something of value such as money, power, or other desired qualities and uses his possessions to buy the friendship of others. Usually this type of person could not make friends with their personalities so they have to use their wealth to buy others. Monopoly Men/Women can also use their abilities to buy favors at wim in order to mess with others for personal gain. Monopoly individuals usually are terrible persons who, through hard work or daddy's inheritance, acquired their wealth/power and uses it irresponsiblely for personal gain or entertainment.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard that James got bought by that Monopoly Man yesterday. I'm guessing he is really after you.
Guy 2: Yea I know, that Monopoly Man wants to use James to convince me to willingly let that Monopoly Man sleep with my girlfriend.

by Soccerology 101 June 20, 2018

Alec Monopoly

The post-modern graffiti artist who epitomizes living a boiler lifestyle centered around hyper-materialism. The artist's use of the monopoly man represents abstract artistic condensation, while enjoying a jovial spirit linked to extreme capitalist and consumerist ideals.

We have an Alec Monopoly in the house. It's a super trap; should be featured on Cribs.

by babbo2019 September 11, 2019

Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.

Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!

by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022

monopoly style

A type of roleplay used in sexual intimacy on family game night

person 1: "lets play card games if you know what i mean ;)"
person 2: "oh, monopoly style?"

by lachlanisgay May 26, 2021