monkey

that damn monkey is standin outside of my house, im callin the cops.
by keter ping October 14, 2007
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Monkey-monkey

Monkey-monkey is an act where a father (if they are around) will wrestle with their son, often winning and then proceeding to torment the child, in hopefully legal ways, whilst they are locked into position from the father's overwhelming strength. These methods consist of dropping spit onto their face, bending limbs in never before imagined ways, etc.
Billy is about to learn what Monkey-monkey means.
by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022
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monkey

a term to be used for someone who lacks common sense or is a bit dim-witted. Someone who does all the menial jobs.
I can't be bothered to do this shit, let the monkey do it.
by Gary May 01, 2003
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monkey

A derogatory term for a black person. Refers to blacks as being less intelligent, primitive, less evolved, etc.
Look at that stupid monkey trying to rob that bank.

by Thriced May 03, 2007
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monkey

furry mammal found in trees.
by Anonymous January 29, 2003
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monkey

Idiot the worlds most funniest dumb ass animals on earth flings shit rapes bananas
Watch out that monkey is not to be around bananas
by bunny bulma December 20, 2016
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