DOING THE MONGOLOID

Acting mentally challenged, (RETARDED)

QUIT DOING THE MONGOLOID.

by italian cherry July 15, 2011

Dongoloid

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.

Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.

by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

mongolian midway point

Another word for the area between your genitals and your anus. See Gooch or Taint.

While receiving oral coitus, I like to rub the old Mongolian midway point.

by Mongolian Mike April 11, 2014

mongolian tree frog

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.

Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.

by P-Nut August 28, 2014

mongolian uncle

Mongolian uncles are uncles from mongolia. They can accomplish any task efficiently without disturbing Zara Employees

Me and my Mongolian Uncles robbed the local Zara, there were no casualties

I went fishing with my mongolian uncle, we caught a rare fish

by ShimPee November 3, 2022

Mongolians in the system

-noun
1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.

Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"

by CRACKHEADN1CK January 24, 2010

Tongoloid

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them

Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”

by Tongoloid April 25, 2019