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Swoley Mammoth

The act of taking performance enhancing drugs and then working out profusely which in turn causes massive muscle growth and extreme penile shrinking.
Yo Tyler did you see CJ the other day? He looks all swoley mammoth.
by SwervinSuburban August 29, 2011
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mammoth

someone who is 100% fat and resembles a mammoth
holy you mammoth, go lose some weight
by bob hermansonton April 18, 2006
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Mammoth

One in the state of alcohol and marijuana intoxication, simultaneously.
"Man, last night I took five shots of tequila and smoked a bowl, I was a mammoth."
by Jewstine January 16, 2008
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moody mammoth

1.) severe syndrome of "actin' a fool"
2.) when your mood brings those down around you
3.)the level of moodyness below moody-a-souraus
4.) suffering from severe mood swinges also accompanied by violence, and rage

The only known cure for "Moody Mammoth Syndrome" is a HUG.

Otherwise known as "MMS"
Brian is being a "Moody Mammoth" because he has a headache.
by maxavious March 21, 2005
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wooly mammoth

Corey: Wooly Mammoth!

Kevin and Evan: Hahaha

Devon: STOPPPPPPP
by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 11, 2008
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Mammoth Bitch Splitter

The word speaks for itself. A dick which is large enough to make even the biggest camel toe ache. Usually used in combination with Beef Curtains. See Beef Curtains.
Man, I think i busted her taint with my Mammoth Bitch Splitter!
by APervert May 13, 2005
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Mammoth Lady

A large, grotesque, hairy creature, usually referred to as a Courtney. Can be found in Northwestern Oklahoma and Pennsylvania. Close cousin to the Anal Emu. Often makes a sound like "Uuuuuurrghh, darb darb, uga boog. Let me suck your cock." Feeds mainly on cock sweat, produced by dirty mexicans that come from landfills.
Oh look, there goes Courtney the Mammoth Lady. She must have licked some cock sweat recently. Boy, is she fat.... So how is Lupe the Landfill monkey doing anyway?
by Gangsta Nuggets July 23, 2010
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