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hoy mojo

Hoy voy a tener relaciones sexuales
Situación: sábado por la noche, un chico en una discoteca a altas horas de la madrugada, dándolo todo en la pista y se pone a hablar con una chica que afortunadamente le sigue el rollo, entonces piensa ("¡hoy mojo!")
by traleebah October 29, 2015
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Fat Chick Mojo

The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in the place. Once hooked, the mojo will can never be forgotten.
Dave went out on a booze cruise and got drunk. He woke up on someones lawn. In his pocket were picks of him anf a fat girl who was also on the cruise. He caught a case of Fat Chick Mojo
by D Bills October 9, 2007
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mojon

Spanish for a cigar shaped piece of feces or turd.

A stupid lad.
Dejaron un mojón en el toilet.

Ese tipo es un mojón.
by Taíno boy December 13, 2003
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cross-mojonation

To mix two unrelated things into something wierd, unexpected or exciting. Could be bad...could be good. You will know when it has happened.
Muffin Eater 1: "These chocolate muffins have been too close to the blueberry muffins. They taste like blueberrys"
Muffin Eater 2: "Your so right! There has totally been some cross-mojonation going on."
by David Butler February 1, 2006
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solo mojo

in the age prior to cougar, most commonly known as the puma era, women who are denied coital pleasure by their spouse/significant other discover their solo mojo.
wow. really?
10 years ago i would mention nipple and you would chase me all night...
now i show you and you turn sports center up.
gonna go get my solo mojo on.
by jester jax October 9, 2010
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monyosdawn

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what is monyosdawn lol

🐒🐒?!
by gintamagatari December 25, 2019
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The IT Mojo Jojo

A highly superior being. Part of an elite group of 6 formers, famed for his public speeches and his 'very english' sense of humour.

Can be found lurking in the dark shadows waiting to critise anything that moves, or indeed, doesn't. Alternatively, can be found doing shite dancing, to the YMCA. The term shite would suggest the dancing is not very good.

Is a big fan of Morrissey and The Smiths and has a very ambigious sexuality.
'The IT Mojo Jojo's hair is looking quite bad today.'

Me: 'Wow'
The IT Mojo Jojo : 'No, it is not wow.'
by Kake December 23, 2004
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