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welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.
I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.
by Croditi December 19, 2014
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Mocha Pete

A homosexual man that insists he's bisexual.
by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020
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Kosher Mocha

Idina and Taye's baby is a Kosher Mocha.
by Raisel Adena August 12, 2009
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mocha starfish

Mocha starfish- a) a nutty and chocolatey frappe with extra whip and a sugar rim,
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John
That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.
by Skygirl130 January 26, 2018
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Mocha remix

It’s the symphony that one’s butthole creates after having a cup of monstrous mocha.

PS: it’s not just the fart, but more than that (poop as well)
*Benito manages to occupy the toilet in the airplane and EXPLODES due to the mocha he had in morning*
On getting out everyone staring at him
Benito (wondering to himself): Did everyone hear my mocha remix?
by Yeahnoshit January 20, 2022
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mocha the cat

the most precious cat to ever exist. disagreeing would cause instant gay.
by extoll May 13, 2018
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sticky mocha

A term used for a gay latino man that only is interested in other gay latino men.
God, Juan is such a sticky mocha he won't even look at that hot black trainer at the gym.
by Kaplan9009 March 25, 2009
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