Motivation Madness May

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck

Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

by Dubiks April 28, 2019

motivational talk

1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis when the penis belongs to your boss

Thank you for the motivational talk this morning. I REALLY needed that!

by the funniest girl you know December 19, 2009

motivation

Adj; used to describe the false sense of enthusiasim one shows to get their jackass boss to leave them alone false motivation

"I knew i didnt have to check up on Molitor today after he showed such outstanding motivation this mornig."

by living proof December 12, 2003

Motivational Lizard

The motivational Lizard is a god, something much stronger then any man, it will rule the world with a iron fist. WATCH OUT FOR THE LIZARD OF THE GODS. THIS LIZARD WILL MOTIVATE THE HELL OUT OF YOU, YOU STUPID HUMAN!

TODAY I THINK I WILL PRAY TO THE MOTIVATIONAL LIZARD AND MAYBE CUM TOO

by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020

litigation

A commitment or obligation to keep the good word. If not met it may result in a litany of saints.

He had many litigations to keep or it was off with his head.

by Word Scout Camper #26 June 8, 2007

Self mutilation

A form of hurting. Done to one's self by one's self. Now, I'm not sure about this, there could have been a time when this actually resulted out of depression, but in this day and age, it's becoming trendy, and popular. Everyone refers to themselves as "broken" now. Everyone thinks they have such problems. These people are called WEAK. Now sure, there are definitely people out there who have it pretty damn bad. But now, anything that makes anyone unhappy...they decide "Boo hoo, I'm gonna cut" WTF? Since when did "attempted suicide" become trendy?

"My parents hate me because they said I can't go to the Good Charlotte/Taking Back Sunday concert, so I'm gonna go cut myself so they feel guilty....>:)...I mean boo hoo"

by Marko December 21, 2004

self mutilation

Quite easily the stupidest thing you could do when you're depressed or angry. Also, it allows emo kids and 12 year old Marilyn Manson fans to prove to themselves and friends that they are hardcore.

1) Look at me, I cut myself, I'm such a manic depressive.

2) Marilyn Manson would be proud! Hail Satan!!!

by Deathfuckingmetal May 6, 2005