Molly: I'm in the mood for something classy
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.
by EasAnderson August 03, 2019
when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer
by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 06, 2019
A miserable, shitty town full of people who think that Democrats were created by Satan. The schools here are dogshit and are run by the most unqualified people possible
by UnknownDuck025 February 07, 2022
by Jcs March 30, 2015
by make words up to prove myself July 14, 2018
Getting Chesterfield Missouried is basically getting absolutely fucked up blackout drunk. The shorter term for it is “chestered” and that’s basically getting drunk but not to the point of getting Chesterfield Missouried.
“Fuck bud i’m 12 shots in and i’m feeling absolutely chesterfield missouried right now.”
“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”
“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”
by Twinkmaxer300 January 27, 2021
The place where you do more work trying to schedule a Driving Exam then actually getting the license itself.
They make it virtually impossible.
They make it virtually impossible.
I tried to get my license today, but the Missouri DMV only does license tests on the 2nd Tuesday after the first full moon after the second Friday of June from 1-2 PM.
by grobend June 02, 2010