Missouri Martini

Molly: I'm in the mood for something classy
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.
by EasAnderson August 03, 2019
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missouri water

when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer
I pulled a missouri water on that girl I met at the club last night!
by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 06, 2019
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Neosho, Missouri

A miserable, shitty town full of people who think that Democrats were created by Satan. The schools here are dogshit and are run by the most unqualified people possible
Person 1: I love Neosho, Missouri!
Person 2: Dude, who hurt you?
by UnknownDuck025 February 07, 2022
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Missouri Sauna

When two people whom are having sex in the car and the windows fog up from the heat
I had to pull over and put my beer can down to give charlene a Missouri Sauna
by Jcs March 30, 2015
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Missouri Shake

When you and your partner interlock arms and shake up and down really fast until poop falls out.
Our room still stinks from that Missouri Shake last night!
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Chesterfield Missouried

Getting Chesterfield Missouried is basically getting absolutely fucked up blackout drunk. The shorter term for it is “chestered” and that’s basically getting drunk but not to the point of getting Chesterfield Missouried.
“Fuck bud i’m 12 shots in and i’m feeling absolutely chesterfield missouried right now.”

“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”
by Twinkmaxer300 January 27, 2021
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Missouri DMV

The place where you do more work trying to schedule a Driving Exam then actually getting the license itself.

They make it virtually impossible.
I tried to get my license today, but the Missouri DMV only does license tests on the 2nd Tuesday after the first full moon after the second Friday of June from 1-2 PM.
by grobend June 02, 2010
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