A small, weird child sent to this world by satan. It has a weird addiction to writing and playing childrens video games like pokemon, animal crossing and harvest moon. If you dis Nintendo in front of it, it will find you and it will scream into your ears about how great nintendo is for the entirity of the day before it passes out. This specimen can often be found starting animes and never finishing it because it is very forgetful.
by mika_is_amazing February 22, 2018
by EhHEhah March 28, 2009
Mika-itis (The Mika disease) : a rare disease that has no treatment.
Symptoms of this can be: low self esteem, zoning out, not listening, being stupid and confused, hiding all bad emotions so you’re like a robot ninja that gives no fucks, being a bitch 24/7, looks like a potato...but is also cute af tho.
Can also be used to describe an individual that displays some or all symptoms.
Symptoms of this can be: low self esteem, zoning out, not listening, being stupid and confused, hiding all bad emotions so you’re like a robot ninja that gives no fucks, being a bitch 24/7, looks like a potato...but is also cute af tho.
Can also be used to describe an individual that displays some or all symptoms.
by Tony stank September 20, 2018
A guy that’s got a ball sack that smells like a mix of 2 week old clam chowder, an offensive lineman’s girdle after they just lost a semi final and dumpster juice.
I was about to sleep with this cute guy from college but when I pulled his pants down I realised he was a dirty Mika, so I said I my son Aiden was ill and left!
by DirtyPossum April 28, 2020
by Penis-Holder March 4, 2022
by 113viper May 25, 2011