A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.
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Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."
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Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."
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by NM Rox March 12, 2005
Get the New Mexico Tech mug.If you've ever woken up and thought to yourself "i want to chew through a cement block and use a rusty nail to pick my teeth" then you're halfway to understanding the ideal that is vivo mexico. A drink, a dip, an invention by minds far greater than mine. In its most simple, physical form it is a 1/2 shot of jose cuervo (regular of especial) tequila and a 1/2 shot of tostito's chunky salsa. It goes down about as smooth as a handful of glass shards and tastes about as good as a turd wrapped in a kleenex.
But it is more than the drink. Vivo Mexico is a mentality required by the man whose BAC is never below .08. To kick a night off with a vivo mexico you either have to have more balls than the Iceman Chuck Lidell or have down syndrome; and either way you know you're going to have a good time. If by the end of the night you've hidden behind a bush in flight from a giant ogre, pissed in a water fountain, smoked more hookah than the caterpillar in alice in wonderland, were too numb to notice when you put the blunt out on your hand and couldnt get your dick hard enough to have sex with the fatty on the third floor--send out a special thanks to Vivo Mexico. When being a man just isn't enough. Vivo will make you an ultra-man
Note - Invented on the campus of UNC - Chapel Hill
Variations on the vivo mexico shot include
Vivo Mexico Dirty - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + whipping cream
Vivo Mexico Clean - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + listerine
Vivo Mexico Round 2 - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + spitting it all up and then drinking it again
But it is more than the drink. Vivo Mexico is a mentality required by the man whose BAC is never below .08. To kick a night off with a vivo mexico you either have to have more balls than the Iceman Chuck Lidell or have down syndrome; and either way you know you're going to have a good time. If by the end of the night you've hidden behind a bush in flight from a giant ogre, pissed in a water fountain, smoked more hookah than the caterpillar in alice in wonderland, were too numb to notice when you put the blunt out on your hand and couldnt get your dick hard enough to have sex with the fatty on the third floor--send out a special thanks to Vivo Mexico. When being a man just isn't enough. Vivo will make you an ultra-man
Note - Invented on the campus of UNC - Chapel Hill
Variations on the vivo mexico shot include
Vivo Mexico Dirty - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + whipping cream
Vivo Mexico Clean - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + listerine
Vivo Mexico Round 2 - 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + spitting it all up and then drinking it again
by vivo mexico October 26, 2005
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the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.
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Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser
Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser
by Baron_von_Awesome March 29, 2005
Get the New Mexico Tech mug.it is arturo`s final day, someone should pass around the mexicon and organise a present, everybody claps
by the real antay September 21, 2009
Get the mexicon mug.Someone who falls in love too quickly, but is loyal to that person. They have a hard time saying goodbye and aren't too good with breakups. They take their time moving on and while they are hooked to a person they see no one better.
Maximo is still not over her.
by Maheemo June 13, 2018
Get the Maximo mug.An informal phrase used by mexicans to show pride towards Mexico. It could be translated literally, for lack of a better translation, as "Long live Mexico assholes". The last word (cabrones) does not translates correctly as assholes, as it may have a vast array of meanings depending on the country and the context it is used in (see the cabron article in UD for more information). In this context, the term cabrones is generally used in a non-derrogatory manner to express the grittiness of the people to whom the phrase is said to. This phrase (and others starting with viva) may be answered with another "Viva".
Person 1 - Hey guys, did you hear? The mexican football team just won the match.
Person 2 - ¡A huevo! ¡Viva México cabrones!
All - ¡Viva!
Person 2 - ¡A huevo! ¡Viva México cabrones!
All - ¡Viva!
by cdcerecedo November 6, 2017
Get the Viva México cabrones mug.State that lies between Texas and Arizona, largly unknown to most citizens of the United States except for residents, the government, the military, conspiracy theorists, and some artsy folks. Best known for its nukes, Roswell, Santa Fe, chile, its perpetually sunny weather, and desert environment and landscape.
Currently and historically, New Mexico is home to a lot of top secret scientific research. Because of this, New Mexico would have the third largest nuclear arsenal in the world if it split from the US. But realistically such a thing would never happen. New Mexico also has a huge hole in the ground called WIPP for storing nuclear waste.
The state has a large Hispanic population, most of whom don't know or refuse to speak Spanish. The state also has a large Native American population, most of whom belong to several Pueblo tribes. There are also many Caucasians, mostly of Germanic descent.
Although most Americans are ignorant about New Mexico, it has played an important role in history. It was the first region of what is now the US to be settled, it was the site of the first successful Indian Revolt, it kept the Civil War from spreading west by preventing Texas and the South from taking over Mexico and California, it was the site of the first nuclear weapons test, and, well, Roswell, if you believe anything happened there.
The ups to living in New Mexico are the constant sunshine, the relaxed mood, the low cost of living, and plenty of government money and employment. New Mexico is also pretty safe from earthquakes and tornadoes. The downs are the droughts, hoodlums-scavs-chavs-ghettodwellerwannabes, and an occasional wildfire if you are foolish and/or rich enough to build a house in or near a forest.
Currently and historically, New Mexico is home to a lot of top secret scientific research. Because of this, New Mexico would have the third largest nuclear arsenal in the world if it split from the US. But realistically such a thing would never happen. New Mexico also has a huge hole in the ground called WIPP for storing nuclear waste.
The state has a large Hispanic population, most of whom don't know or refuse to speak Spanish. The state also has a large Native American population, most of whom belong to several Pueblo tribes. There are also many Caucasians, mostly of Germanic descent.
Although most Americans are ignorant about New Mexico, it has played an important role in history. It was the first region of what is now the US to be settled, it was the site of the first successful Indian Revolt, it kept the Civil War from spreading west by preventing Texas and the South from taking over Mexico and California, it was the site of the first nuclear weapons test, and, well, Roswell, if you believe anything happened there.
The ups to living in New Mexico are the constant sunshine, the relaxed mood, the low cost of living, and plenty of government money and employment. New Mexico is also pretty safe from earthquakes and tornadoes. The downs are the droughts, hoodlums-scavs-chavs-ghettodwellerwannabes, and an occasional wildfire if you are foolish and/or rich enough to build a house in or near a forest.
New Mexico: The Land Of Enchantment
There's no comparison between New Mexican chile and Texan chili. Chile kicks chili's ass and is way hotter.
New Mexico sucks.
New Mexico is beautiful
There's no comparison between New Mexican chile and Texan chili. Chile kicks chili's ass and is way hotter.
New Mexico sucks.
New Mexico is beautiful
by Tomsoma May 13, 2004
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