Mexican

A person of nationality of the country of Mexico.

Contrary to popular misconception, "Mexican" is not a racial or ethnic group. Though the majority of Mexicans are Amerindians (pure-bloods and mixed-bloods "mestizos"), there are a substantial number of non-Indian Mexicans, such as the Spanish whites that are effectively the ruling class of the country, blacks, Jews, Arabs (Salma Hayek, telecom magnate Carlos Slim), etc.

A "Mexican-American" is a Mexican national in the U.S. Though the U.S. born children of Mexican immigrants usually claim to be "Mexican," this makes no more sense than U.S. born children of Canadian immigrants claiming to be Canadian.

Idiot: Uhm, Vicente Fox ain't brown; how's he former president of Mexico?

Mexican: /facepalm

by Agnapostate February 23, 2010

Mexican Gentleman

The act of urinating on tables before, during, or after a meal. Being a Mexican gentleman can be completed in public restaurants or privately in the home. But it is best executed in important occasions such as parties and family gatherings.

Juan was a real Mexican Gentleman at Jose's birthday party. It took the Rodriguez family 35 minutes to clean up the piss-soaked taquitos all over the table.

by Paco Gutierez November 14, 2013

mexican smokebomb

when you proceed to jizz and shit your pants in great excietment and or surprise

I had a mexican smokebomb in my pants when I saw the unicorn anal rape a man.

by Just/in/case8133 January 11, 2013

Mexican Shitstorm

An alcoholic beverage reminiscent of a "Chelada".
Preparation:
- 1 Pint Glass
- 1 part Tecate
- 1 part Red Wine (preferably boxed)

A) "Dude, I just found out that my girlfriend is my step sister."
B) " Whoa. You need a Mexican Shitstorm."
A) "Mexican Shitstorm? What's that?"
A) "Well, do ya like beer?"
B) "Yeah."
A) "Do you like cheap red wine, fresh out the box?"
B) "Do I ever!"
A) "Then enjoy a nice warm Mexican Shitstorm and your troubles will melt away!"

by Roisin Dubh VII April 25, 2013

mexican area

Slang for men's or women's genitals.

I want to eat her mexican area.

by ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ October 3, 2015

mexicans dozen

A Mexicans dozen is a number, typically 15+, that related to their ability to cram so many people in an apartment or vehicle. Similar in character to a bakers dozen.

How many deep they rolling?

Shit, they got a Mexicans dozen in that bitch.

by Rhym September 15, 2017

Mexican Kaito

For a friend on an app called Amino,A cheerful mexican who is a edited ver. of Kaito Momota from A game known a danganronpa V3. He is also known as my friend(GATOROCKS)husbando.

Gato always mention mexican kaito in voice chat,its not meant to be racist.

by WilliamsPK08 March 4, 2019