Menstrual Cup

That time Thomas went to the yard to get some action from the buxopm engine that was having her monthly overhaul. He got some jelly.

Ohh hey! You seem to have blood on your face and some entrails. I see you are a man of culture , you got a menstrual cup.

by FoxeyLad August 4, 2021

Dirty Menstrual

The act of putting a used tampon in your friends mouth when they are sleeping.

"Brad fell asleep at the party first, so i gave him the Dirty Menstrual "

by Swartz_30 December 29, 2024

Menstrual Sugar

When menstrual blood and vaginal discharge mix and dry,and takes powder form in your underwear

I took off my knickers and menstrual sugar went everywhere!

Im anemic,I should add some menstrual sugar to my tea

The hormone high i got from that menstrual sugar was amazing

He just loves menstrual sugar on his weetabix

My knickers are crispy from all the menstrual sugar

by anonymous August 28, 2025

wandering menstrual

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.

Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024