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Penis Mightier

1. A genital enlargement device. Term has its roots in an aparent case of dyslexia, when Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" on a celebrity charity edition of Jeopardy.

See also "Whore Semen"
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
by Howard Pickman March 15, 2004
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might animal

Maybe a night animal. Someone who is awake until deep in the night, or all night long, but only on certain days. Usually, this counts for weekdays only.
Are you a might animal?
Ever since that wild holiday, i turned into a might animal.
Since a few weeks, i have this might animal thing going on, so i sleep a few hours in the afternoon.
by Alejandro del Fuego November 14, 2006
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Mighty Miner

A champion and strong card in clash royale, it's like the inferno dragon but it can only target ground and it has more hp than it. Also it's ability is that it drops a huge giant bomb and it goes digging to the next lane and the bomb dealing huge area damage.
My opponent kept using the mighty miner in clash royale.
by RandomGuyIsCool November 7, 2022
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Mighty Omega

Paid Access Roblox game that consists of mindlessly grinding for over 5 months just to get good stats in it. Typically only played by sweats or tryhards who live in their mother's basement. Only fun if you know people that play it.
Person 1: yo lets go play basketball
Person 2: I can't bro I'm farming cash to train my stamina in mighty omega!!! i need to be good at the game so people pay attention to me!!
by Karliah March 13, 2023
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the mighty shoe

a fictional shoe that does virtually anyting that was featured in a spoof Billy Mayes video created by thegoldentones on youtube.com
Hey man my pencil just broke can i borrow your mighty shoe?

"Mom were out of soap" "So just use the mighty shoe" "oh yea"

Did you get the new ipod touch?
No man I use the mighty shoe it has over 10,000 uses.
by thegoldentones July 4, 2009
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mmmmmmm might as well

a phrase used by a girl who is never satisfied.
girl: mmmmmmm might as well never come home

boy: okay i was at work

girl:mmmm i might as well dig your grave since you are never here
by salbltrn November 7, 2012
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All Might's Secret Lovechild

Deku of course. There's no denying that Izuku Midoriya is All Might and Inko Midoriya's secret lovechild. Like literally prove me wrong.

"HiS dAd JuSt WoRkS oVeRsEaS" Yes he did Emily. He worked in America but he's in Japan again now and there's nothing you can do about it.
"Midoriya, are you All Might's secret lovechild or something"
"Yes Todoroki, I most definitely am and denying it would be a lie in ever way, shape or form"
by urarakaindisguise April 27, 2021
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