Meef

Phallic flatulence

High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.

See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis

Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse

Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.

Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?

No I meefed.

Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.

Plural- Meefs

Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.

by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021

Meef

A code word meaning weed, marijuana, or any other form of boof.

“Yo hide the meef I think jill is coming up the stairs!”

by Grammychulo April 10, 2021

Meefing

Taking a baby by the legs and bashing it into a wall. The Spartans did this to their defective children. Also follows the cult named The Brotherhood of Meef

Hey Achilles, have you MEEFED your child yet? No what does that mean? Well when a child is born and is retarded you take it by the legs and bash it into the wall, or as we call it Meefing. Ah I see I shall go do that now.

by Deity of the Brotherhood of Me December 15, 2019

meefed

A man queef out of the penis hole

Oh my goodness, I just meefed and it gave me a chubby

by Kovafish April 24, 2018

Meef

The male equivalent to a queef. Air trapped in the urethra of the penis that is released suddenly, creating an unusually loud high pitched and oddly dry whistle.

All that birthday suit brisk running got my billy gibbons feeling ready to meef.

by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023

Meef

A Meef is a "man queef". Instead of air coming out of a vagina it is air coming out of a penis.

*Meef noise* dude did you just fucking Meef

by Gucci Galapagos January 19, 2021

Meef

Better know as “mason moniz”. From the discreet town of Cumberland Rhode Island. Mason grew up here for 10 years until he got his name “meef”. He liked the name meef and he basically took it away from everyone else cuz he’s a fucking beast

Yo meef past the stick bro
Aye meef whats good bro how u been

meef stay chiefing god dammmm

by masedakid September 21, 2020