McDonald

Worst last name EVER

S:Hi what's your name
D:Daniel McDonald

S:Really
D:Yeah
S:Can I get a mcflurry
D:*knocks Sam out*

by Southernocean August 29, 2011

McDonald's

The failed result of two obese individuals attempting to have intercourse but instead going to their favorite fast-food restaurant.

Those two fat fuckers had to give up on sex and went to McDonald's instead.

by Timmytukan March 10, 2009

McDonalds

Complete and udder shit. A lying, stupid, money-hungry fast food business that just wants your money and doesn't care about its green hamburger patties.

Big n' Tasty, McGriddle, Fish Fillet

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

Mcdonalds

A place where you get fed poison every day and you dont know why you keep eating it, and also they call it fast food but it takes you 30 MINUTES just to get through the drive through, but you still wait.

Man im so fat now because i ate at mcdonalds

by Rad dude80 July 16, 2018

mcdonalds

a place where your teachers tell you, that you are going to end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.

teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!

by pockadotslotz March 16, 2010

McDonalds

a place where they siphon the toilets directly to the... uhh... "chocolate milkshakes"

a place where they clean up dried cum and use them for french fries

a place for freaks with red hair, noses and white faces

a place where sausages REALLY ARE pig and/or rat intestines

damn that's some really fuckin good McDonald's! wanna go add sumthin to their milkshakes?

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

mcdonalds

Plastic shaped to resemble food. With chemically produced smell and "taste". Despite there latest move into salad, they are still the crappiest "restaurant" in the known world. People only eat there, when they a) Can't cook, b) Are stupid, c) Are broke, d) All above. Therefore...

Shit, I had to have F***ing McD's for lunch...

Excuse me sir, how does one clog ones arteries in the shortest period of time?

by leichenhalle August 29, 2003