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McCracken

a term of greeting to a familiar person such as a friend or coworker or a member of your inner posse that translates to what's up?
yo homie g chilli cheese fry hot dog ketchup mustard pickles. what's McCracken?
by Chrismeliphanie July 20, 2008
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McCracken

n. A male that seduces intoxicated females.

n. The act of a sober male taking advantage of a female while she is absolutely trashed.

The term originated Valentines Day 2009 when a guy named McCracken saw this totally wasted girl and, at that moment, he decided to seduce and eventually have sex with her because he wouldn't have any chance with doing so if she was sober.

Society tends to frown upon these people and their actions.
1. Did you hear about Jake? He's a total McCracken. He's a sraightedge, but when he saw this totally wasted chick at a party, he tried to fuck her.

2. Austin: Oh, man, have you seen Amber? I can't keep my eyes off of her.
Ryan: C'mon, dude. There's no way you'd hit that legitimately. I'm afraid you're going to have pull a McCracken.
by Jew-nyer March 5, 2009
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McCracken

The complainers at work are such McCrackens. If they suck any more life from me, I will be a deflated balloon.
by leshen25 October 12, 2011
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BUTT MCCRACKEN

When a fan of THE USED's pants are falling down, their BUTT MCCRACKEN is what is being shown
Oh man! Guys, wait, my butt mccracken is showing.
by Della Disaster January 10, 2008
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bert mccracken

definition:me, myself, i

background: uh.. religious and crappy..
when i wake up in the morning and look in the mirror.
by gummy_bear April 24, 2005
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bert mccracken

BERT iS ~SEW~ HOT
i WANT TO DO HiM AND THA REST OF HiS BAND THA USTED

THEY R ALL HOTTiES HE iS VERY TALENTED AT WOT HE DOES N THA REST OF HiS BAND iS 2

i LUV U BERT!!!! iM GOiNG TO MEET U SUMDAY!! KiSSES FROM JENNY
by JENNY6969 January 10, 2004
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bert mccracken

Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be
by Sandra September 12, 2003
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