Mayo Dragon

-Someone, usually a basement dweller; who is very messy. Eats poorly, and plays video games through all hours of the night.
-Usually found in pairs.

-" My Buddy Lost His Job Now He Is A Mayo Dragon"
-" Im Pretty Sure I Have A Mayo Dragon In My Basement, He Lives In A Castle Of Empty Pizza Boxes"

by ChadnSean January 17, 2010

Mayo Sanchez

Its when you stick your index or middle finger in a jar of mayo and smear it on the upper lip of your victim. Looking like as if they just drank some chunky milk.

Jon Doe "Hey, whats that on your hand?"
Dude "What, this!!"
Jon "WTF man, its awful!!!"
Dude "Mayo Sanchez!!! OHH LAYY!!

by Mayo Sanchez March 30, 2009

mayo muncher

a term to describe a white person

Shut up timothy you fuckin mayo muncher

by x.attackdog April 12, 2021

Feo Mayo

A music artist

Have you heard Feo Mayos new song

by Feo Mayo October 7, 2021

enjoy the mayo

non-Chinese fans think Luhan's first line in History, "ganjue de meiyou" sounds like "enjoy the mayo"

Bishes, let's enjoy our fucken mayo.

Calling all chogiwa mofos.

"Chogiwa! "
"Enjoy the Mayo! "

by asstaethicc October 6, 2017

Mayo Bop

When you're getting head from a chick and it's so sloppy that it sounds like someone stirring mayonnaise into macaroni.

Yo, this girl gave me some fantastic dome, last night. She didn't hold back. Straight Mayo Bop.

by UrbnGrd October 10, 2011

lol mayo

A word used to describe something funny. It is a derivative of the classic LMAO (which is where its name comes from) but used instead because why the HELL'man' not

Jesus: Ouch I just hit my head..
Disciples in unison: Lol mayo

by BugonnieZonda88 November 1, 2017