john maynard

A sexy motherfucker
John Maynard is a sexy guy
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Maynard

Mustard + Mayo = Maynard!
"Put Some Maynard Between The Buns Of Your Siamese Sandwich!"
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Maynards

The inability to properly pronounce words in common usage.
Please forgive my sister she has maynards
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Maynard

A man who loves furry femboys
Ik ben een maynard.
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Maynard

An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.
Maynard Jones is such a chad 😫 he has such a big dick 🔥
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Maynard

A description for a Femboy lover who LOOOOVES femboys, he likes all the furries
Yo Maynard is fucking down bad, like, Rock bottom.
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A description of someone, A Maynard is a "John Doe" type deal, describing a Down-Bad Femboy lover, Do NOT let your children near one
Did you see Maynard?
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