Maynard

Mustard + Mayo = Maynard!

"Put Some Maynard Between The Buns Of Your Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 21, 2023

Quinn Maynard

A puck ass bitch that sucks more dick than Jacob. His hair looks like yellow cum. I didn’t even know he was a guy until someone called him gay for liking penis. Worst of all, he gets all the lesbians that pretend they’re strait. Except Erika. He’s a gay man with all the characteristics of a lesbian woman.

Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.

Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.

Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?

Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.

Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.

Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.

by Griff likes futa lmao April 27, 2020

Maynards

The inability to properly pronounce words in common usage.

Please forgive my sister she has maynards

by TheODB123 December 29, 2023

Maynard's

The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.

Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*

Person 2: I would rather starve, actually

by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025

Maynard

This is a naming term for people with great sense of music taste and are always seen vibing.

Yo Maynard lowkey just vibin with the girls there. Kinda wish I could be like him.

by Heads gang October 2, 2020

maynard bassett

an extremely peng girl who a lot of boys beg it off

boy 1: Yo, do you see that fit girl over there?
boy2:jheez man, she's a maynard bassett

by CaRleE December 9, 2016

Maynard

Maynard is a person who can only be described once you get to know him in whatever extent. He's really good at sport($) and has a really good sense of humour. This person also has a lovely family who you can tell he loves very much. And yes he can also be the naughty hot bad guy but which ever version of a Maynard, a Maynard wants to play he's always attractive.

Maynard's are good people to walk to school with.

by Mrs AM Noppers January 18, 2019