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Malin Akerman

Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.

Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.
"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt naked of course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"
by yeeha March 28, 2009
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Maplin quality

Something that looks great on paper, yet falls short when you get the thing up and running.

Named for the UK electronics retailer Maplin who have an amazing ability to accurately spot a trend or niche in the market... and then source a product that almost, but not quite, actually does that.
Sorry about the maplin quality reception, the antenna isn't quite right for this radio.

These buns have failed to rise - did you use maplin quality yeast? - Paul Hollywood probably.

What's that residue in the battery compartment? Did you use maplin quality batteries in there?
by Wookie McTookie October 12, 2016
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Madline

Madline is a girl with a perfect personality. She is cute and you can promise her with everything! She looks awesom with those long hair and dark eyes. I think you would love her.
Madline would be a perfect best friend for you
by Justin02 January 4, 2017
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MALINDA

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by Mal.Y. March 27, 2021
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Malinići

Malinići are cookies similar to jaffa ones but filled with raspberry jelly instead of orange. They are mostly consumed by noble members of society with highly developed intellectual capacity, usualy eaten while watching Formula 1 races. Malinići are made in Serbia the actuall home of raspberry and serbians raspberry is the most tasty one in the world and it makes them even tastier. These are from bottom made of bread like substance, in middle is located raspberry jelly topped with dark chocolate dressing.
Sime: Divni, would you care buying Malinići on your way here, so we can eat them while watching f1 race.

Divni: "Ae poteraću" (i will take) two packages so we can eat them all day long.

Sime: Bubreg za tebe <3 (i love you from bottom of my heart).
by gottaluv.sime July 7, 2022
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Marlina Ali

by Minah200 August 14, 2023
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Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.
Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by
by kuudez April 22, 2011
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