oscar mayer whiffer

“meat sniffer”, the private school version of saying “gay”because the good Christian teachers banned it

Kyle’s an Oscar Mayer whiffer!

by Oscarmayerwhiffer June 26, 2019

The Jason Mayer Effect

A narcissistic, dramatic, attention seeking, pathological liar, scandalous, opportunistic, person who not only embodies but has mastered every single clinical trait that defines a Narcissist. A person who uses others to get ahead, chews them up, spits them out. This lunatic of a person projects upon their victims the same disturbing character flaws that they use to destroy these very same victims and then use smear campaigns to manipulate others perceptions of who is the villain and who is the victim....most confuse the victim with the villain but don't be fooled. Best advice is to look for these traits and when you recognize them in an individual understand that The Jason Mayer Effect is a birth defect that can't be cured and run. These people cannot be rehabilitated for their is no cure.

Oh no! He is tucking his Weiner in his buttcheeks again...begging for attention by trying to fit in with the Trans community...how insulting ......must be plagued with The Jason Mayer Effect !!!

"That ugly as fuck white man in the heels best quit fucking my man before he gets his wannabe gender bender ass beat."

by LatinaTransGrrrl November 28, 2022

Cole Mayer (The Mole)

A short, annoying kid with a high ass voice who nobody likes. He has Justin Bieber hair, and just never shuts up about shit nobody cares about. The type of kid to have all of his school projects done by his parents.

Don't you just love it when Cole Mayer (The Mole) rages at 2k18 in the middle of your conversation.

by Bobby Boberson December 3, 2018

John Mayer

When you have a chick so horny, she doesn't even want to waste time taking her panties off, so she just slides them over to the side.

The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.

That opera had her so turned on, we John Mayer'd in the car.

by Mr. Bogins December 12, 2012

Pulled a John C. Mayer

Tricking Google's SEO algorithm so you show up on page one for a somewhat tricky random target.

Aunt Becky pulled a John C. Mayer, and now her blog is #2 when you Google him!

by bellanottbelle September 16, 2010

John Mayer spot

The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.

That girl has a great butt. It really accentuates her John Mayer spot.

by jonrules11 April 14, 2024

Will Mayer

Guys named Will are the sweetest, funniest, and most enjoyable person to be around and hang out with. Wills have bluish green eyes that can leave anybody breathless and smiling like an idiot. They are tall, tan, and very athletic. Wills like to make people laugh and make the best boyfriends. They are protective and caring and they like to make you feel like the only girl in the world. Wills give the most amazing hugs and are awesome kissers. You are very lucky if you have a Will in your life.

Oh look there goes Will Mayer!

by NoobGaming873 October 20, 2020