maximilliano

a male who has a very small but fat chode. one is is unable to do more than one thing while having sex, or even making out. maximilliano is very immature, though he may try and act cool, he is usually a really weird guy. ladies, if you find a man named maximilliano run away and never turn back. he is most likely going to turn gay.

I 'hung out' with maximilliano and he sucked at everything! what a faggot.

by dicksuckinglesbianman February 23, 2011

maximillian john

a hot sexy piece of ass
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!

Maximillian John loves meghann forver.
Maximillian John is lizzis and mines "daddy".
Maximillian John is so cute.

by krissy September 29, 2003

Maximilian

Very very very very very annoying. Smelly and small. Definitely gay

Definition of a Maximilian mean is they smell

by 98839jett November 23, 2021

maximilian ostrusska

dummer hurensohn

Person 1: kennst du diesen maximilian ostrusska?
Person 2: ja ur der hs

by maximilian ostrusska January 16, 2022

Maximilian

A man who likes nintendo, is gay 80% of the time. He is whiter than clouds. He even claps when the plane lands.

"Stop liking nintendo, your such a Maximilian!"

by Tikki masala January 26, 2020

Maximilian

A straight up pussy. Maximilian’s are usually the bitch in the relationship. They are also slow, very slow. But lovable at times.

Nobody:
Maximilian: I’m scared of everything !

by coochiecrabs May 3, 2019

Maximillian Syndrome

uncontrollable fucking up of public and or private places

usually offsetted by the presence of other people.

You will know who did it because there will be loud screaming, general chaos and other horrible, horrible things. DO NOT LET HIM NEAR YOUR HOUSE OR ANYTHING YOU OWN. EVER.

"AH MY GOD MY ROOM! IT WAS CLEAN 5 SECONDS AGO"

-looks to friend playing xbox-
"YOU MAXIMILLIAN SYNDROME BASTARD!"

by EvilBearsInTheForest! October 4, 2011