Any jewish proctologist.
by LongB December 11, 2008
Get the Dr Maury Poopermug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Mary Cargo, maUry, caRgo, marY cargO<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A sweet and loving gentleman. A Mauris is most likely to be a Islander. He has a wonderful heart full of affection and will fight for the people he cares about. Dont mess with a Mauris Missus's he'll already have u dont for. They have amazing smile that just makes u wonder why they wanna be with you.
If you have a Mauris as a friend be very lucky because they have big hearts and would wanna help. A Mauris is always there to take and never judges. Dont get on there bad side I'll tell you know they have a high sense of anger issues but will accept you back if u really mean it.
A Mauris is successful and has beautiful brownish or blackish eyes so pure.
If you feel down or hate something about urself a Mauris will love you for who u are and not for ur body or looks they tend to look for real love and personality.
If you have a Mauris as a friend be very lucky because they have big hearts and would wanna help. A Mauris is always there to take and never judges. Dont get on there bad side I'll tell you know they have a high sense of anger issues but will accept you back if u really mean it.
A Mauris is successful and has beautiful brownish or blackish eyes so pure.
If you feel down or hate something about urself a Mauris will love you for who u are and not for ur body or looks they tend to look for real love and personality.
by its.just.ur.daddy May 7, 2021
Get the Maurismug. 
The act in which man ejaculates into his partner creating a creampie, his partner then pushes the creampie out roughly and yells out " YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"
I have no plans to be your baby mama, so either you put on a condom or I will give you The Maury!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
by angelinhell13 August 23, 2017
Get the The Maurymug. News reporter #1: Sha Tea was then stabbed on the tv show Maurey
News reported #2: Some would say she got "mauried"
News reported #2: Some would say she got "mauried"
by JWklj July 29, 2012
Get the Mauriedmug. A Maurie is a person who will stand in a thoroughfare like a doorway or a hall, blocking people trying to get through who are busy attempting a task. They are oblivious to those people and their efforts. "The Maurie" also does not offer to help.
"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"
by hippydeano January 29, 2022
Get the Mauriemug.