Mattheus

Sir Mattheus Rilones creator of the of the multi-verse, master of the space time continuum, commander in chief of the minecraft militia, reached Nirvana in 0.000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds, is more powerful than what we perceive as God, can obliterate 5 universes in the blink of an eye, will banish any non-believer to the depths of hell beyond Satan's control, his universal brow holds the multi-verse and if grazed by anything the multi-verse will implode in 0.000000001 seconds, created everything we know, and only him and his disciples will survive when he goes maximum overdrive

Sir Mattheus Rilones I am your royal guard and I am here to protect you from danger.

by Disciple of the Great Mattheus March 30, 2018

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Mattituck

good ole mattituck. Small little ass town with not much to do but I like it. Has around 6 black kids and everybody knows eachothers first and last names. The town is about 50feet long and is becoming like the hamptons. Everybody mostly fishes and hunts here and there is a bunch of rednecks here too. The rednecks where tucked flannels with there timberland boots and there ford or John Deere belt buckels. Everybody ride dirt bikes and quads on the weekends and the cop don't pull you over for riding them on the road. Everybody that rides goes to levlons and have to ride quads on beach to 3 towns over and it is illegal but no one gives 2 shits neither does the cops. We all got big pickup trucks gas and diesel and we love to go mudding and have a good time drikin our bud heaveys and shooting our shot guns down at breakwater. Smallest town ever and still it's the greatest. Everybody knows what you did before your parents know about it the next morning and we got a bunch of farms that we ride our quads and go muddin with our trucks on. We love our nascar too. And we love shooting our firearms with our gun racks in the back glass of our jacked up f250's.and we all listen to country music and we love it.also where everbodys name ends in a y such as Jimmy Bobby. comes 4th of July damn you better like fireworks cause everbody in mattituck does. things to do is get drunk at the beach and most of our partys are at farms and in barns or on the sand bluffs. Good ole mattituck

You wanna go muddin down on the farm and then have a party in the barn after? Answer. Hells yeah I'll bring the radio so we can listen to Hank jr and I'll bring the buds. Don't forget the shotguns. Mattituck

by Jimmy rabz May 5, 2011

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Mattieux

Mattieux is one of the hottest most intelligent man you will meet, he will also have a massive cock which he will use to beat your ass. Though Mattieux’s are rare they are very pog.

Girl: omg it’s Mattieux I want him to rail me
Girl 2: omg yes

by Men are hot February 14, 2021

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mattijuhani

Mattijuhani is the Finnish Matthias, and as a human being he finds himself inherently superior to any Matthew, mat, Matt, mattress, or Craig. Mattijuhani is someone you could spend the rest of your life with, but not in a romantic way, simply as friends, or fuck buddies. The choice is yours with mattijuhani.

"that Finnish boy is such a stallion. must he a Mattijuhani"

"bro he's Swedish".

"what's the difference?"

by snicklesfritzs December 24, 2018

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Mattieann

Mattieann is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She has a beautiful smile, and very pretty eyes. She’s super nice, and very outgoing. She’s very goofy as well. She doesn’t care what other people think of her. She defends her opinion in an argument even if everyone’s doubting her. Sometimes she has questionable actions but all in all Mattieann is an amazing person. She’s passionate, with just about everything she does. She’s smart when she wants to be. Her object of desire changes a lot, one day she’ll love being girly and the next she’ll hate it. But when she likes it she LOVES it and goes all the way. A lot of the time she’ll put her own style on things. She’s an amazing friend and you’ll be lucky to have her.

Person 1: Mattieann, you’re so pretty!

Person 2: You’re so nice and funny!
Mattieann: Smiling, thank you!!!

by swaggyswag518 December 6, 2019

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