Matthew

Good at running away from commitment!

Matthew would you like to commit to buying a house.... Where have you gone?

by SG21 November 22, 2021

Matthew

A person that is really racist and no matter how hard he tries he cannot be straight

Man this guy is a real Matthew

by MawDeeDee June 18, 2022

Matthew

Matthew- means Gift from God. Best compatble with Jessica, once together they will become soulmates. Matthews are more then likey to not to wear trousers and will jessica be the more dominate. Matthwes also try to please thier love ones in as many ways as possible. Overall Matthews tend to be whipped.

Dude 1. Jessica you need to find yourself a matthew.
Dude 2. I know.

by 10ft tall avacado December 7, 2011

Matthew

Really cute, very sweet guy. He's the best guy friend a girl could ask for! He listens to your constant complaints, never judges you, is okay with being weird with you, and is just about perfect. He would be an ideal boyfriend! When he likes a girl, he leaves her cute notes and thoughtful presents. The only bad thing about Matthew is that it's way too easy to fall in love with him. <3

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, I just got Matthew's number!! He seems like he might like me!

Girl 2: Awesome! Keep me posted!

Next Week:

Girl 1: I think I'm in love... :(

Girl 2: Why is that bad??

Girl 1: He likes another girl! I thought he actually liked me. I guess he was just being sweet. *sigh*

by HaiImAwkward January 20, 2013

Matthew

Someone who cannot make a full roast he just tries and gets laughed at

Matthew: Youre the type of guy to... Uh.... Uhhhhh..... I need to go

by Matthewsucksweewee July 21, 2017

Matthew

To do a Matthew means to forget to bring your shorts when going swimming

"Hey where's your shorts?"
"Oh shit i forgot them, I can't believe I did a Matthew!"

by Nick fury May 9, 2013

Matthew

A nice, athletic, and funny person, also annoying sometimes and gets lots of girls. The antonym of ugly.

Hey, I met a Matthew yesterday, he's a cutie.

by Matty likes phatty January 28, 2018