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Matteo

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.
by Orthrus May 27, 2018
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luca matteo pirretti

He have a very huge cock and is a very strong person not only bodily even mental strength. He is sexy as fuck and going for your mom tonight.
Luca Matteo Pirretti is a sinonym for sexyness.
by Ullis the biggest March 8, 2022
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Matteo Bellini

An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.
"You're very similar to Matteo Bellini in terms of your penis length Vanessa. Now go down on me."
by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019
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Matteo moment

A matteo moment is used when we have to describe something or someone that has harassed a child before.
That child just got kidnapped, matteo moment!
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
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Matteo

A person that think he,s the best but in reality is a furry and a fatherus missingus his father gott so missing he faded away into the sun because of his son matteo.
person 1: what the fuck is that!
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.
by qetyuioo May 4, 2022
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Matteo Montesi

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".
Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!
by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor March 25, 2022
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Matteo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy

Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.
« omg, look at that boy… hes so sexy.. »
« oh yeah, that’s matteo »
by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022
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