materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

Masterbaking

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.

Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"

by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011

Masterbaiting

Not to be confused with masturbating.
Masterbaiting is just being really good at fishing.

“I masterbaited yesterday.”
“Ew, you don’t need to tell me that!”
“What? I caught lots of fish! That’s Masterbaiting!”

by Have You Seen My Ging’ December 17, 2020

Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

matesurbating

Mutually masturbating a friend (mate)

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating

by neoDiggity August 3, 2010

Macsterbating

The act of materbating while playing xbox

Person 1: I heard Joe is into Macsterbating.
Person 2: Ya I heard his xbox is really sticky.

by is online April 24, 2011

Daterbating

The act of masturbating so much that you dont see the point in dating anyone because no one quite knows you like your hand.

"Hey how did the date go?"
"What date?"
"I thought you went on a date?"
" I sort of gave up on that seeing as ive been looking around and realized that id rather stick to daterbating"

by awesomo18 November 15, 2011