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Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.
Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!
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pissing match 

An argument or contest of wills, often mean-spirited and over trivial or insignificant matters. From the alcohol-induced sport of urinating for distance.
A: "What's with the boss?"

B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."

A: "So why is he still irritated?"

B: "He lost."
pissing match by Ensign Pulver September 1, 2008
Related Words

Pub Match 

Referred to in online video games as Public Matches.
Playing in Public lobbies.
Hey lets go play some pub matches.
Pub Match by St3vo March 14, 2012

Throw the match 

To deliberately lose a game or fight. It may be when one could've won, but wanted their opponent to score. Or it may occur when one suspects that their loss is inevitable.
The track star helped the injured, opponent runner cross the finish line. He has great character to throw the match of a national championship race.

Griff Match 

An anything goes match for any sport, fight, or competition
Yo let's have a 1v1 basketball griff match.
Griff Match by Robert S. and Luis C. December 15, 2015

wii-match 

Same thing as a re-match but can only be used while playing WII.
Tommi may have won the WII game this time, but when they WII-match Casey will win!
wii-match by Casey16 August 3, 2007

collars match the cuffs 

Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.

No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?