No Masturbating March

A Month where you cannot masturbate, such as No Nut November But different. Other monthly challanges are No Jerk-off January No Fortnite February No Masturbating March No Ass-Slapping April No Meth May And so on and so forth

Alan: I'ma go home to masturbate
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender

by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019

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masterbating

(verb/Adv.) to bat masterfully during either a cricket or a baseball game.

Game commentator: Did you see that HOME RUN, that was out of this WORLD. This truly is masterful batsmanship.
Me: No, this is just masterbating .

by mambassenpai November 12, 2014

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maribating

The act of masturbating in the bath tub then proceeding to soak (or "marinate") in your own juices

After a long day of work, Ben spent a solid 3 hours maribating, and never felt better.

Brendan: "hey, is Ben coming out tonight?"
Amanda: "nah, he's got a full night of maribatin' ahead of him"

Kirstyn: "ben, your skin is so soft! Do you moisturize?"
Brendan: "nah, he's a chronic maribator"

by 8BallBates January 17, 2018

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Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019

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masturbatingly

The action of, or steps leading up to, masturbating when something visibly arousing is taking place within one's line of sight

He watched the neighbor through her window masturbatingly as she changed

by Casdaddy September 8, 2020

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mind-masturbating

To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.

I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.

John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."

by TH3 BL4NK October 6, 2012

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