Maryland Bypass

Passing on the shoulder when a car ahead is making a left turn on a one lane road. Most commonly seen in the state of Maryland, known as the home to America's worst drivers. Considered a symptom of constant unnecessary overly aggressive driving seen in most Marylanders.

Tom: Shit, the car ahead of me is making a left turn and I don't feel like slowing down.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.

by itstombtw October 20, 2009

Florida Marlins

A team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.

Ma, the Florida Marlins kicked yankee ass in 2003.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

oakland maryland

A SMALL SMALL TOWN.. where one side of the town is mixed with rich prick heads and sluts, and the other side is mixed with rednecks and meth addics

Oakland Maryland , where the men are men and so are the women.

by Sportsdude230 April 9, 2017

Maryland Blues

Crabs... Maryland is known for its blue crabs and its high std rate. One infected with crabs is also likely to suffer from the blues... the term "maryland blues" spawns from these observations.

Sorry babe, I have the Maryland Blues!

by HanSteveo October 14, 2009

marylinh

short

marylinh is short

by hi i like to eat hair March 7, 2022

mayling

Maylings are a fantastic friends who are considerate and take care of others, especially younger sisters. They are very intelligent, although they like to eat food.

Me: Alex and James are good friends!
Friend: Mayling is a great friend too!

by Edamamebean June 11, 2018

Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab

A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019