The Nigastuck in mental prison with me because he was killed and the killer is trying to frame me for other deaths that have been happening... So to speak. Killer is unknown however I think his photo hangs on the wall of the Sacramento jail. He stalks me and is trying to perfect the perfect murder. I hope I've got enough attention from people around so they can catch this guy before or after he kills me.
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