The Valentino maneuver starts with a dinner of hot, spicy, sloppy, wet, well sauced buffalo wings. Then without using napkins or wipes, you proceed to give hand and oral pleasure to your lover's penis.
I'm loving these hot wings so much, I want to perform the Valentino maneuver on you under the table.
by jimsmom February 22, 2015
Giving someone the Heimlich Maneuver, but also having sex with them before attempting to stop them from choking
The hot blonde across the restuarant started choking so I gave her the Humplich Maneuver.....Marie now wants a divorce, but I saved the blonde's life!
by nacron122 February 21, 2010
intransitive verb
1. An auto racing term: When a driver purposefully goes off corse in an effort to violently fling debris at approaching competitors.
2. Underhanded driving technique.
1. An auto racing term: When a driver purposefully goes off corse in an effort to violently fling debris at approaching competitors.
2. Underhanded driving technique.
by Immigration January 02, 2008
A behavior found in Minnesota and other back-woods locations. This behavior consists of one or more persons engaging in one of the following behaviors: 1) Charging into an opening elevator or other open doorway not allowing people to exit. 2) Standing in a store or other aisle blocking it from use by others (this is often done by groups of people talking) and staring blankly at the products on the shelves. 3) Driving in another person's blind spot when there is plenty of open road to use.
A "Minnesota Maneuver" happened to me today, some guy in a Viking shirt spilled my drink all over me when I was trying to get off the elevator.
by PBTRNYNY June 21, 2011
Rupturing the mucous membrane at the external opening of the vagina as a result of the first act of sexual intercourse
Dude! I porked this chick the other night and pulled the hymen maneuver! I had no idea she was still a virgin; she was 14!
by omega3 fatty acid January 21, 2009
by Paixx May 11, 2015
a man who has mastered the stoner maneuver. one who can convince others at a party to bring them things without ever leaving the couch.
mike: "hey brenda can you pass me that lighter..."
brenda gets up from her seat and gets the lighter and passes it. while she is up...
mike: "while ur up can you get us a couple beers?"
brenda: "sure :)"
juan: "dude...nice stoner-maneuver!"
stoner-maneuver is often said in a high pitched and rapid style so only those in the know understand
brenda gets up from her seat and gets the lighter and passes it. while she is up...
mike: "while ur up can you get us a couple beers?"
brenda: "sure :)"
juan: "dude...nice stoner-maneuver!"
stoner-maneuver is often said in a high pitched and rapid style so only those in the know understand
by kindsir44 June 15, 2009