One man woman

When your ass only opens up for one man.

Digraj: I'm a one man woman

by Eyesaxdeeks May 4, 2019

One man Swirile

the act of giving one a swirlie however instead of the traditional 2 or three bullies its only one bully holding the kid up and flushing at the same time

WOW , that guy is huge he can pull of a one man swirlie on ur ass

by Drew April 14, 2003

One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.

One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it

by sarflondoner December 27, 2010

One man chillage

Being male and single.

Not long til I'm fighting them off with a really cool stick. So, I'm gonna enjoy living this 'one man chillage' for a while...

by Budben1 April 13, 2011

One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.

a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny

by Sexydimma July 27, 2014