Hoochie Mamma

A woman, most likely old and wrinkly, somewhat resembling a raisin, who is under the impression that they can still "work-it". Dresses as if New York City Hooker. Sometimes is seen with a walker. If you are ever asked to "get jiggy" with one, take her purse and sprint quickly to the nearest Starbucks. Hopefully, they wont have enough speed to catch you, and a Starbucks to an old lady is like a physical to a 50+ man. Very, very uncomfortable and a touch to high tech. Stay away from Jerry Springer shows. These attract hoochie mamma's like moths to a flame.

"Shit dude, the hoochie mamma is eyeing me. We gotta dip mane!! heard for nearest Starbucks. The wi-fi creeps them out."

by catspajamas [ecb] June 16, 2008

mamma jamma

somthing that is very very big.

That bitch had mamma jamma titties.

by scotty July 9, 2003

Baby mamma

Thots who are grown with children are baby mamma's.

This thottie also know as my baby mamma want me to pay child support, I was like "thot please."

by Blah!!! July 23, 2014

yo mamma

The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.

Have you seen the latest episode of yo mamma?
No.

by Johnny26 May 6, 2006

bahama mammas

a drink served constantly on Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines. Many people like to keep the glasses as a parting gift.

"if i don't get one more of those bahama mammas...i'm gonna punch this gay ass waiter ova to cuba."

by sean fernald July 19, 2006

Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma is so fat .. She uses a VCR as Beeper.

Yo mamma is so old her tits squirt out cottage cheese

by DB January 13, 2005

Vincents Mamma

Vincents mamma is a very sexy and fuckable individual, she has made some mistakes in the past. One of her biggest mistakes was when she used a condom that she got from a friend, the friend had poked holes in it because she wanted the person Vincents Mamma was gonna have sex with to stay. Vincents mamma was very lonely and her friend wanted to help her out, we all hate her friend for that, fuck Vincent Mamma's friend. She is a bitch.

Guy A: Yoooo, is that Vincents Mamma?

Guy B: Yes, i think it is, she looks very sexy and fuckable, but she is standing there with her retard son, he is very aggressive, so i recommend not going up to her at this time.

Guy A: Oh yeah, he is indeed very retarded and aggressive.

by matti latti April 8, 2022