Main Line Moms are overattentive, overinvolved, pampered, prissy JAP-spawning machines. They'll fight tooth and nail for their kids to get undeserved As and not just because they do all their school projects for them. They hire tutors for $80/hour when their kids get an A-, shuttle their kids and their lacrosse equipment and golden retrievers around in their Landrovers, and know all the gossip about their kids' classmates before they do. Main Line moms peak at college admissions and Bar/Bat Mitzvah seasons. They tread the line between passive-aggressive and aggressive-aggressive and if you're skeptical, try Nordstrom Petites during the semi-annual sale or getting a parking spot in Suburban Square. They adore gays but they lock their car doors when they see a black person. A true Main Line Mom keeps an immaculate home and garden, but only because of the coterie of immigrant gardeners, house-cleaners, and babysitters they employ. Main Line moms know that they deserve the world and so do their kids. And they won't let you forget it.
Lower Merion High School Student 1: My mom found out from Laura Cooper's mom who heard from Robin Goldfarb's mom that Rachael Silverberg gave Jake Weinstein head under the table at Adam Rubin's bar mitzvah.
Lower Merion High School Student 2: OMG, the Main Line Mom gossip network is out of control.
Lower Merion High School Student 2: OMG, the Main Line Mom gossip network is out of control.
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B1:" wow, that's some main character energy, you are the main character in an anime"
B1:" wow, that's some main character energy, you are the main character in an anime"
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The basement-dwellers who play exclusively Darth Vader in Battlefront 2 2017 because he is the most overpowered character in the game, due to their chronic daddy issues and being unable to grab his attention with anything other than brand of Beers he holds in his hand. You can often find them using their level 600 character in a lobby full of level 10s, complaining about the most balanced heroes (Rey's Mind Trick because it's the only thing they can't block) when they get beaten by them, spamming back dodge so hard they fall off the map or dissing Grievous mains because of that one time claw rush was OP and they couldn't get first without also abusing 360 claw rush.
Always remember to do your community a service and point out the Vader Main so their opinion can be disregarded by all.
Always remember to do your community a service and point out the Vader Main so their opinion can be disregarded by all.
"Vader actually isn't OP, he's so slow"
-Vader Main
"I hate when blaster heroes keep rolling"
-Vader Main
"Lmao ez noobs"
-Vader Main
"Yeah, I have a Max hero. Oh, what about my other heros? Around lvl 20. Why do you ask?
-Vader Main
"We lost 2 targets so I immediately had to swap to Vader"
-Vader Main
"Felucia HvV is really my favourite map, I always seem to win on it"
-Vader Main
-Vader Main
"I hate when blaster heroes keep rolling"
-Vader Main
"Lmao ez noobs"
-Vader Main
"Yeah, I have a Max hero. Oh, what about my other heros? Around lvl 20. Why do you ask?
-Vader Main
"We lost 2 targets so I immediately had to swap to Vader"
-Vader Main
"Felucia HvV is really my favourite map, I always seem to win on it"
-Vader Main
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Get the Main Street Muffin mug.1. pr.n. A group of young musicians, popular in the early 1980's, characterized by their outlandish poly/sequinned costumes, feminine dancing and their use of the medley format to squeeze as many songs as possible into a short time frame. Also known for using funk/fusion horn lines in basic country songs. Generally considered to be ahead of their time.|| MSM, MainStreetMagic.
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2. n. A back alley B.J.
"Yo man, Main Street Magic can rock it deep in da funk pocket fo' a bunch a punk-ass bitches, now Ima go git me some real Main Street Magic!"
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