Magicland

N.-Mystical area in an online game that a player can access by use of a glitch, or a normal location that an unseen player comes from. Most often used as an answer to a question of location that you do not feel like thinking about. Some noted Magiclands are the areas under the maps Castle and Roundhouse on Call of Duty: World at War.

Dave: "Where did that guy kill me from?"
Bob: "Magicland."

by whathavidone January 16, 2009

magician penutbutter

A magically, mischievous, magician who's motives to manipulate time in order to make every toast be spread with marvelously, magnificent peanutbutter. Instead of stinky old cream cheese.

Dude 1 - yo I swear I put cream cheese on my toast.
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut

by The Peanutbutter Magician December 14, 2018

Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019

Magician

Magician is a person who has passed the age of 30 years old and is still a virgin.

Person 1: Dude I finally became a magician!
Person 2: dude where did you learn?
Person 1: no I mean i'm 30 years old today.
Person 2: and?...
Person 1: and i'm still a virgin!
Person 2: dude, get some help..

by Invalid Silver April 8, 2019

tricky magician

The act of inserting one's finger into their partner's anus, and upon complaint, slightly curling the finger and pretending it's stuck until you can successfully yell to your friends in the other room for help.

"Bob pulled the tricky magician on Tiffany last night. You should have seen her face when we ran into the room to help him!!!"

by slapdabitch April 30, 2006

Semen Magician

A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.

Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!

by MCR182 February 12, 2013

Thirst Magician

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020