Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!
by MCR182 February 13, 2013
A magically, mischievous, magician who's motives to manipulate time in order to make every toast be spread with marvelously, magnificent peanutbutter. Instead of stinky old cream cheese.
Dude 1 - yo I swear I put cream cheese on my toast.
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut
Dude 2 - What? Why would you do that?
Dude 1 - Oh, true.
Dude 2 - *Smiles mischievously at camera because he is the magician penutbutter*
Dude 1 - Wow I hope the peanut
by The Peanutbutter Magician December 14, 2018
A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"
Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.
by bendy corgi March 11, 2019
It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes
Example:
oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me
Let’s do the russian
Oh yeah fuck yeah
*starts clapping her ears*
I’m boutta cum
*ejaculates in her eyes*
Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician
Ok
*runs outside and in front of the window*
*she opens her eyes for a surprise*
*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*
Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH
oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me
Let’s do the russian
Oh yeah fuck yeah
*starts clapping her ears*
I’m boutta cum
*ejaculates in her eyes*
Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician
Ok
*runs outside and in front of the window*
*she opens her eyes for a surprise*
*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*
Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH
by A Niggardly Person June 13, 2023
someone whos is extremely gay and takes penis' into bodily orifices and they appear to have disappeared altogether, like a trick a magician would perform
dude why the hell didnt you buy me a six pack?, i knew were gay but didnt know you were a penis magician
by joewanotpa August 17, 2007
noun: 1) A homosexual.
2) someone who is really good at pleasuring a penis.
3) Someone having almost "magical" properties pertaining to penis pleasuring.
4) term evander (evan) created
2) someone who is really good at pleasuring a penis.
3) Someone having almost "magical" properties pertaining to penis pleasuring.
4) term evander (evan) created
Stallworth is such a dick magician
by Evan (evander) April 24, 2008
by bob from newark September 16, 2008