mafumafu

The coolest utaite in existence, Also a singer with a huge vocal range who debuted around 2010s

Guy 1: mafumafu is so cool!! her songs are so good
Guy 2: dude that's a boy
Guy 1: oh

by lucidwhuutt0_0 (#1 PURPLE FAN) June 30, 2025

big mauka energy

A person who clearly has whakapapa to Kāi Tahu - you can just tell they have a big mauka

Friend: "Are you Kāi Tahu?"

Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"

Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"

by Mō Kā Uri August 30, 2023

Sticky Masuka

When you call the hot Morgan, so you Freudian slip your penis into your hand and beat it so hard it bleeds. You then do a forensic analysis on your own penis blood.

“I saw Keanu Reaves doing the Sticky Masuka last night.” “Awww, that’s heckin chonkers man!”

by I Am Dexing It May 28, 2025