The sex act of using your testicles as a grip, and the erect penis as a mace and using the cum as blood. the man swirls his penis on the girl's chest.
by PP Mane January 29, 2020
A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!
Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!
by Cryptic dude December 15, 2017
A person who can put a smile on your face countless times per day. A constant reminder on why you should look at the positives in life. A different chapter every day and a story that nobody is willing to finish. The reason for hiccups, cure for sore hearts, the magic behind a smile and the reason to have happy tears rolling down your face at 2am. Your sunshine on a cloudy day, always there when someone is in need. You may give people the poo's but there is nothing that anyone would ever change about you. The adorable and cuddly, nostril licking ninkinpoop that anyone would want to spend the rest of their life with.
by maccapacca January 21, 2015
To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.
"did you pull in that club last night?"
"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
by ghahfarokhi January 12, 2007
when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace
Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.
by jffellis2 October 23, 2013
by Allabaster November 10, 2009
The worst Jedi Knight in the history of the galaxy. He gets his behind whipped (and fooled) by the supreme master of the force, Emperor Palpatine, as did Yoda.
by Imperial Officer April 27, 2005