by Z-dad March 2, 2018
Get the Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdrivermug. Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.
When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"
by Ozzi Yob January 10, 2017
Get the i macgyvered the fuck out of itmug. A contest in which two or more people try to solve the same problem or achieve the same goal with what they have readily available to them. Also known as a MacGyver Face-Off.
Jon and I both tried to find our own ways to fix his broken engine without an Auto-Repair shop in sight, but his Paper Clip/Rubber Band combo won our MacGyve-Off.
by LedChelsea August 31, 2011
Get the MacGyve-Offmug. A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom
"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017
Get the Dirty Macgyvermug. A poopy macgyver is when you have no toilet paper to wipe yourself ways so you have to make do what you have with to wipe.
Steve: " Dude, the restroom was out a toilet paper!"
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!
Steve: "Yeah.."
Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!
Steve: "Yeah.."
Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."
by Greenuisance88 May 8, 2019
Get the Poopy Macgyvermug. Allison uses the MacGyver Theory at her portrait studio. Like, "Get me my snorkel, an avocado, and some dead tree branches. This is going to be the best baby portrait EVER!"
by Realtalk12 May 18, 2015
Get the Macgyver Theorymug. A clever guy named Ryan, AKA MacGyver who seems to always pull himself and those around him out of tight spots and fix things with very limited resources. Has your boat motor just died leaving you "stranded" in the middle of a large body of water? No problem! He'll fix it with a pair of pliers and a rusty nail he found in the bottom of the boat, because that's the ONLY "tools" on board!
by F'n MacGyver February 5, 2020
Get the MacGyvermug.